Post by NuclearBacon on Aug 1, 2007 11:51:18 GMT -5
Ok all, i figure since we've had many a discussion about Star trek and other such nerderys..... I am a HUGE fan of B movies....
i love them
inFACT! i have a dvd shelf called "the Black Shelf". Now, not just ANY movie can "make" it to the black shelf. The movie must follow a SPECIFIC set of criteria.... and be BANNED there for eternity.
1) be less then $10
2) Have Rediculous artwork or cover-art
3) Have a title WORTHY of the blackshelf
4) you have to say "Wait...WHAT?!?!" at least 3 times during the movie.
5) Has to have at least 1 notable HORRIBLE quote
6) pass a rigerous vote at the end of the first showing. (it either makes it after the FIRST showing, or it doesn't)
So! i'll give you three short lists off the top of my head. A Blackshelf list, some of my favorite B movies and movies that i thought were destined for the black shelf... but fell short
ahem...
Blackshelf
Decoys
Death-Tunnel
Leviathian
Her Face
Skeleton Man
Snakes on a TRAIN<---yes, TRAIN
SuperCroc
Space Camp
Favorite B Movies
ROBOT JOX <----LOve this movie!!!
Fortress <---christopher Lambert.
Fortress 2 <--- well, yeah
Against the drunken Cat Paws <---duh
The Surge <---students find magic rock in forest, get powers.
The Stuff <--- 30 seconds in, old dude eats mystery stuff from ground
Godzilla vs Monster Zero <---- THIS IS PLANET X !!!!!
Movies that didnt make it anywhere
clone <----what a piece
recon 2020 <----marines bad flashback with forgotten audio BAD
thats enough... it hurts my brain with just THOSE two....
i'll come up with more... what about you guys!! and gals!!!!! whatcha got!!!!!!!
i love them
inFACT! i have a dvd shelf called "the Black Shelf". Now, not just ANY movie can "make" it to the black shelf. The movie must follow a SPECIFIC set of criteria.... and be BANNED there for eternity.
1) be less then $10
2) Have Rediculous artwork or cover-art
3) Have a title WORTHY of the blackshelf
4) you have to say "Wait...WHAT?!?!" at least 3 times during the movie.
5) Has to have at least 1 notable HORRIBLE quote
6) pass a rigerous vote at the end of the first showing. (it either makes it after the FIRST showing, or it doesn't)
So! i'll give you three short lists off the top of my head. A Blackshelf list, some of my favorite B movies and movies that i thought were destined for the black shelf... but fell short
ahem...
Blackshelf
Decoys
Death-Tunnel
Leviathian
Her Face
Skeleton Man
Snakes on a TRAIN<---yes, TRAIN
SuperCroc
Space Camp
Favorite B Movies
ROBOT JOX <----LOve this movie!!!
Fortress <---christopher Lambert.
Fortress 2 <--- well, yeah
Against the drunken Cat Paws <---duh
The Surge <---students find magic rock in forest, get powers.
The Stuff <--- 30 seconds in, old dude eats mystery stuff from ground
Godzilla vs Monster Zero <---- THIS IS PLANET X !!!!!
Movies that didnt make it anywhere
clone <----what a piece
recon 2020 <----marines bad flashback with forgotten audio BAD
thats enough... it hurts my brain with just THOSE two....
i'll come up with more... what about you guys!! and gals!!!!! whatcha got!!!!!!!
